SPEAKER_00 0:00

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first ever Burnout Boys podcast. This is episode one of No Girls Allowed with yours truly, the dragon, and my co-host El Toro. And uh who better to pop our cherry on episode number one than the one, the only Uncle Laser.

SPEAKER_03 0:20

Hey, uh girls not allowed, that's a thing. No girls allowed. Wow, dude, I know I signed up for this motherfucker. No, dude. Hey, thanks for having me, brother. Good beer.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

Yeah, I I know you do get domed up a lot on your pod. Um, no girls allowed might be a little tough for that, but Elizabeth Y'all have a cross on the wall. I don't know if that's what you're fucking. We turned around the Jesus painting in the other room, just in case. Just in case.

SPEAKER_04 0:44

I mean, I don't have to look at it. Usually you're the one on your knees. Yeah. All right. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

Um, but yeah, we had laser out yesterday. Uh, we're a little banged up right now, not gonna lie. The boys are getting older. He uh came out, played seven innings with us, shut it down a little bit. Hard innings, dude. He he went hard out there. Um, got him on the massager earlier. We're we're still waking up, you know. We're pumping espresso. Uh great game, though. Great content.

SPEAKER_03 1:08

Yeah, no, uh phenomenal. Thanks for having me. It was a lot more. Well, to be honest, uh, you know, I was gonna go into this thing a couple beers deep, you know, at the at the Mexican restaurant, right? And, you know, the finger blasting story scared the way she messaged me later, no big deal. Uh, but fucking uh I was just planning on having a couple beers, man. I wanted to take it fucking serious, you know. Still wreck ball, but like them fucking boys you had on the team were that one fucking stallions. I was like, oh shit, so we're playing. I was like, all right, cool. So we got to the cages, warmed up, doing our thing. But we got there, and old boy let us use the field. He had a bottle of Patron. I just felt inclined. And damn, dude, by the third inning, I'm kind of drunk and like I'm running hard. But I was touching. I was touching that ball, dude. That guy was throwing 90 plus. I was touching it.

SPEAKER_00 1:51

Uh dude, what's more impressive is fucking Goliath getting up on the mound, 6'8 release point, first fastball goes through your head. You're out of the way. I was impressed that after that you put the ball in play, move the runner over, Cam scores me. That's that's textbook baseball right now.

SPEAKER_03 2:08

And look, I know you were locked in dragon mode, you know, fucking, you know, get her to the gills for 17 fucking uh Red Bulls deep or rain or whatever. But dude, really, he threw me the pitch first. I saw it swung and missed completely. Then he threw it again, swung and pissed completely, and then he decided to throw it right out my fucking head, and I go, fuck. And that kind of made me mad. So then that next one he put it there, and I at least touched it.

SPEAKER_00 2:32

Moved run over your score. But yeah, dude. And I've seen in the past that's what laser needs to lock in. You got to challenge the ego a little bit and remind him, hey, I'm not just a comedian, I'm a dog, I'm an athlete, and I'm out here to fuck you to death. Yeah. Um it happened in the the live A B's video when he came out. That kid drove 12 hours down from Ohio, drilled you in the fucking thigh, next pitch, you fucking took him deep to left center.

SPEAKER_03 2:56

Yeah, I mean, what a treat. I mean, and but honestly, dude, what what did that second basem say to you when you're on base? He's like, damn, did laser play base? He got he got away out of that fastball real quick.

SPEAKER_00 3:05

Yeah, that was the most impressed with the fact that 90 at your dome you got out of the way. He's like, he must have played ball because if he didn't, he's eating that shit.

SPEAKER_03 3:13

And dude, shout out to Wes going three for three and not and you know, not an only demon on his back getting hit in the back by that goddamn demon on the mound. I mean, what a treat that was. Shout out to my boy Wes.

SPEAKER_04 3:27

But I do at the same time, dude.

SPEAKER_03 3:28

That old Ty Cobb stand-up straight or what not was Ty Cobb. Who did that? Who's just stand-up? It was some Asian shit for the street. It feels some Asian shit for some.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

Yeah, but dude, they stand real thin, but goddamn, he was barreled. He barreled every ball he hit. Dude, I mean, he's Wes is a natural hitter. And then uh pre-game, Eli goes up to him, new head coach. He's just like, look, I need to see that stance from you today. He got him in the clip farming mindset, and again, I don't want to give him credit.

SPEAKER_05 3:55

But he delivered barreling shit.

SPEAKER_04 3:57

When you talk about baseball physique, yeah. Yeah, I mean, from the back, he just looks like Yeah. That's the fridge.

SPEAKER_03 4:02

That's the fridge taking an A B, dude. And then, you know, you get to see, because I, you know, I watch you you know, watch your clips, you see little bits of it, and you see some of the guys on the team, but Connor's a stud, uh, kid's a stud. I he comes out there with the look, the mocks, he gets on the mound, it just starts fucking pumping it in there. So that's after a fucking four-wheeler wreck. He's walking around 157 pounds, sucking wet, back down to my playing weight when I was in high school. Did he get some poundage on him, dude? He's gonna fucking be throwing it. He's going to the league.

SPEAKER_00 4:29

I've been telling him the secret is you go to McDonald's. Shout out to Steven Muzon, the Cam Corsi strength pack. You go to McDonald's every single day, you eat four double cheeseburgers, large fry, milkshake, calories in. Yeah, calorie deficit, calories in, calories out.

SPEAKER_04 4:46

Well, he's still a young calf, too. He's only 20.

SPEAKER_00 4:48

Yeah, he's still growing. And it I really think more than anything, it's the look. You know, I can go out there, I can make the plays. It's not gonna look like it now when he does it. When he does it, it's it's like Booby too. Connor's got a little bit of the black in him where he does it and you go, that looks right. You belong out there, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:05

But dude, all right, one thing, because Booby's my favorite player on the other team, it's my favorite black player in all in the league, quite frankly. But uh, dude, you know, so big fan, and he gets up to that first bat and strikes the fuck out. And I go, Oh shit, maybe he's not my favorite. He came, he might not be that good. They might have just charged him up, but then he comes out throwing gas and then he gets him a little rip, dude. Yeah, dude, that was the whole team. It was fun, it was a cool experience.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

Yeah, he's always one of those where you say, Hey Booby, you want this next inning? And he'll go, I mean, I can.

SPEAKER_04 5:33

I'll be like, Can you fucking tell me? Do you want it or not? I mean, I was asking him last night. I was like, Are you ready, Booby? He's like, I mean, I can be.

SPEAKER_00 5:38

I'll do whatever. But that's that's honestly how Booby is. That's how good he is. Is it's like, look, this is men's league for me. This is my spring training reps. I'm gonna go out there and shit on these dudes. Okay. You know, I played real baseball and he's black.

SPEAKER_03 5:51

So again, yeah, and then Cam comes in clutch, the only Pro Ball player on the team. He's he's five, four and a half and 140 pounds, takes on Goliath in the home run derby. I mean, guys. And barrels at that second round over, you know, tough takes in the corner.

SPEAKER_00 6:05

Y'all are going to love that video. David versus Goliath. And uh, I just I don't want to get too deep into it. You guys are gonna see it soon, but I mean, what a hell of a fucking episode, seriously. Yeah, it was.

SPEAKER_03 6:18

And then I got to pitch last inning and fucking struck out my first batter and thought we have a four-run lead. I go, there's no way I'm blowing this. But as before I walk on the fucking mound, right before I get on there, the goddamn first bass up comes over, wants to show me his friends and family and his pictures from fucking 83. And I'm like, dude, I'm about to get ready to, I'm getting ready to fucking take the biggest inning of my life to the mound here, dude. I just met these guys. I don't give a fuck if you were my dad in the 80s, dude.

SPEAKER_00 6:43

You know, piss dripping down my leg right now. Butthole is so tight. Get the fuck away from me. Dude. And I try to tell them that politely before the games, because I'm always trying to get them on our side. I'm trying to get them to come back out for events mostly. But I'm like, hey, I'm not mentally here right now. I'm tweaking the fuck out. Um, so anything that happens from first pitch to last pitch, don't expect real conversations. And then same thing, I'm at second, he comes, he shows me his phone, and I'm like, you're just showing me iMessage. I don't know what's going on. Did we pay them? Uh Jimmy paid them, we paid for the field. What was the feed, you know? $150 for the squad. That's not bad. That's not bad. I feel like that's the one. They're coming out love of the game, I think.

SPEAKER_03 7:24

Straight up, just a little fun fact because you were talking about it. Uh Tony Hinchcliffe, before he was Mr. Netflix and Fox Deal and making billions, he actually umpired Little League baseball games while he was trying to be a comic in LA at the store. Let's get the fuck out. Yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying. I think he used to play too, because I remember him telling me when I first got into Kill Tony, him telling me one night. He's like, Yeah, dude, I used to work in the door at the fucking comedy store, and I was goddamn um Little League umpiring baseball games during the you know the day and like trying to make that ends meet, catch that dream.

SPEAKER_04 7:56

That's kind of fucking crazy. You know, there's some kids out there who watch Kid Tony, or they're growing up now, but they're watching Kill Tony and they're probably like, dude, that dude looks so bad. Yeah, oh yeah, I didn't think about that. That guy called me out at third. Yeah, honestly, fuck that guy. Yeah, it is. My dad fucking fought him in the parking lot. Yeah, it did.

SPEAKER_03 8:10

Get his little twink ass back there. But dude, I'm not gonna lie to you. Going up there, because I know how serious to take all this shit, dude. But when I got up there and I gotta get on that mound and pitch, and I struck that first kid out after not throwing a live to a live game batter since I was 11 years old. And dude, I was like, and that same kid drove down for the fucking batting company. And I threw him about 30 fucking pitches. So he's seen everything I got. What uh if there's anything there, he takes me yard in the cage and I strike his ass out on four pitches. What a treat, dude.

SPEAKER_04 8:39

Dude, there's no better feeling.

SPEAKER_03 8:40

Living the burnout dream.

SPEAKER_00 8:41

Yeah, who fucking cares what you can do in the cages? When you get out on the field, when the cameras are on, when the lights are on, who are you gonna be? And uh Mateo, you kind of shit the bed. It's a clip for us though. Oh yeah. So fuck them.

SPEAKER_04 8:55

Yeah, I feel like you can sit there and say, hey, we're just doing this for fun, you know, going into it, but as soon as you hit the field, it's dead fucking serious.

SPEAKER_00 9:02

We we for sure turned into exactly what we were making fun of when we started. It was like a hey, we were some guys who had subpar college and pro careers, and we're coming out to men's league and we're gonna take it way too serious and beat up on all these old dudes and ruin their time. Like, we're gonna go way too hard, but like we're actually joking off camera. We're five years into this, and it's truly become that. You take the bump, you look around, and you go, these motherfuckers drove out here to get the dragon. To get the dragon, I'm gonna fucking give it to you, you know. And and it's even that's why I've got so much fucking ligament damage, is because I'll tell myself, hey bro, what are you doing? You're 27, you got two kids, you got nothing to hang it up. And dude, I will ride that line. I've been talking to them eight months now. I've been like, I think it's really time for the dragon to take a step back. Let's start developing these other characters. I'm gonna bat myself lower in the lineup. I don't need to pitch. I step between those lines and it's like, you know what? Maybe it is worth blowing my shit out.

SPEAKER_03 10:00

Fucking yeah, they'll they're gonna know I died on this hill. Yep, yeah, dude. And it's cool because uh you could see the competitive nature, not only of your game like that, but your content in the game's ramping up with it. And then, dude, your podcast game, you know, shout out to the Jesus wall. But because last time I podcast with you, we're in a fucking nail salon. Yeah, yeah. Goddamn Andy Pennsylvania. With his mom and sister, dude. What a treat that was 30 minutes. Come a long way, Nikki.

SPEAKER_00 10:25

30 minutes of it was talking about the green in my like toe infection. And we're like, we're like trying to talk. I'm two beers deep, which for me is I'm on another planet. Laser just keeps looking down and he's like, What's up with all that fucking green in his toe? Ugh. And then Nikki's sister starts going, Ugh!

SPEAKER_05 10:41

And I'm like, yo, this is my first pedicure ever. Get off my dick. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_00 10:46

It was it was awful though. I was I was in a lot of pain. Um, but yeah, so uh that's enough about the game. You guys want to roll into some videos? I got some videos prepared. Um, I've got some stuff I've been looking at on socials recently. I just want to go over some of the good stuff.

SPEAKER_03 11:02

Give me some good stuff.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

This is one me and Eli, we've been ripping hard recently. Um he's kind of popping off. I've seen some people talk about him. Doug Baldwin. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

How do you make $50,000 a month?

SPEAKER_02 11:18

Wake up at 3 a.m. Okay, go to sleep at 7 p.m.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

Got it. Now, what do you do in between 3 a.m. and 7 p.m.?

SPEAKER_02 11:23

Hard work. Eat the spaghetti, eat the meatballs, eat the barcode. Don't get distracted with candy and ice cream.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

How does that generate income?

SPEAKER_04 11:36

Have you seen this guy in all?

SPEAKER_00 11:39

We have been spamming the every like I I was literally going through a mental breakdown out there five days ago. The credit card debt's piling up. I'm sitting here figuring out how are we gonna get through this? And Eli's trying to give me all the best real life advice he can give you. Nothing is getting we're talking about God, we're talking about everything, and then it just gets quiet, and he's like, eat the spaghetti, eat the meatballs, eat the wakley, don't get distracted by candy and ice cream. And like that gets me out of it. I'm like, God damn, really, you just eat the fucking spaghetti, eat the meatballs, and don't get distracted by ice cream.

SPEAKER_04 12:12

Yeah, I feel like that was the only thing getting through. I feel like that I only saw the twinkle in your eye when I said that.

SPEAKER_03 12:18

No, sometimes it's the softer shit that sticks, man.

SPEAKER_04 12:20

I mean, I'm pouring my heart out, and he's just like, Yeah, you think I haven't fucking thought of that already? And I'm like, well, I'm goddamn it, dude. I'm sorry. Well, you know what? Eat spaghetti.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

Eat the spaghetti, dude.

SPEAKER_04 12:28

Yeah, yeah, at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_03 12:29

How did you double your testosterone?

SPEAKER_02 12:32

One of the best methods that I actually do is what I call bouncing up and down, spinning around, going crazy. Okay. So if you bounce up and down and then spin as fast as you can, and then whenever you stop, you go like this one. That tells your body to start producing more testosterone. This is crazy, dude.

SPEAKER_00 12:50

This guy, this is great, dude. Dude, it's just and then I love the ones where it was on the first one where he starts editing in just like the general alpha bro shit. Uh it's like just a little edit of dudes fighting.

SPEAKER_03 13:01

Wait, dude, hold on. Before keep going. I'm sorry, keep going. I just saw something so funny.

SPEAKER_02 13:06

Come at me, you better, you better hope you've been training.

SPEAKER_01 13:09

Maybe.

SPEAKER_02 13:09

I mean, maybe you've got something to sleep with someone like me when I come knocking on your door. Because every morning I wake up at 4 a.m. and I twain for situations just like that.

SPEAKER_01 13:17

I feel like I kick your fucking ass. You couldn't even find my ass. I really think if I if I if you really challenged me, you came to my front door.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

What's that noise behind you? What? It's me in front of you. Kicking you in the fucking face. You'd have to be pretty fucking quick. You thought I was behind you, but I was in front of you.

SPEAKER_01 13:35

Doesn't make any sense. I opened the door you're right there.

SPEAKER_02 13:37

There was a noise behind you, you turned around. Boom. Then you're back in front of me. Back in front of you. Like I was saying before, I can hold my breath for like four minutes.

SPEAKER_03 13:47

Dude, this is brilliant. These guys are brilliant. These clips are brilliant. Okay, but this is the thing. I don't know if he'll be showing this on the actual podcast. So, like, you know, he's got it, guys. Just for the viewers at home here, uh, let's just take it to a little general social media views for Uncle Laser went on the podcast. He's got the Doug Eat spaghetti, and he's got all the links he can just click on as fast as fishing. I do love that. But then the next category, it's black people going into generational debt for prop. Roll the clips, brother. I mean, that's what I was waiting for, man. Dude, they look phen. I'm not gonna lie though, dude. They when they do it, it's I love, I've been a part of these.

SPEAKER_00 14:30

So much goddamn fun, dude. They get after it. You gotta have the money spread. Somebody off screen, handing her the money stack, toss the bag. Get it. Lexing on them hoes. Uh fan it. Fan it.

SPEAKER_03 14:45

I look she's gonna throw it, but no, even better.

SPEAKER_00 14:49

I know those are ones, those are hundreds, I ain't put on the hunters. Yeah, and then the best part is this. When you get into it, the caption. I don't know how blacks and I want to read this. Man, I did it alone. We ain't asked for handout. Hashtag free donell when she walking out on $2,500 shoes, $2,500 dress, $700 hair, $2,500 outside decoration out of my pocket, and I'm not gonna talk about Airbnb like she said she can't be for whatever and whoever and didn't show up. Middle finger emoji. We had a ball. Hashtag irresponsible with money. That's what gets me. We got it. At least she's self-aware.

SPEAKER_03 15:22

This is flaunting in it's better. I love this. I I mean, I don't I don't even see I don't even if this is what generational debt is, I'll go into it right here, buddy.

SPEAKER_00 15:31

I'm here, fuck yeah, dude. And and at the same time, you can't get too mad at the black community for just celebrating because they're the same way with high school graduations. Oh, yeah. You see them on stage.

SPEAKER_03 15:41

Hey, there's a lot more fun there, too, dude. Because I want you in all white high school and all my black ones. I've been to them graduations. We're gonna sit through four hours of name calling with no music. You out of your fucking mind, dude? Turn that little bootsy on. Let's get in there.

SPEAKER_00 15:53

At the white ones, they'll say, please hold your applause until we're all done. At the black ones, they're like, You shut the fuck up. They let it loose. That's my boy.

SPEAKER_03 16:01

That's my boy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:04

Oh, don't worry. I actually came prepared with a lot of links for this.

SPEAKER_05 16:08

Hell yeah. Ooh. Okay. Long live pussy. Flakes it. Flakes it.

SPEAKER_04 16:20

Okay, this one's a little bit more tasteful than the biggest.

SPEAKER_05 16:21

Some of them are tasteful. It felt like the jacket had too much.

SPEAKER_04 16:25

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:29

Chauffeur. Chauffeur pulling them up in the Porsche.

SPEAKER_03 16:31

Oh, then a Porsche. I thought that was like a Dodge charge or something.

SPEAKER_00 16:35

Yeah. I mean, that's the thing, is I can't. They had more money than me.

SPEAKER_03 16:39

Little ankles showing on them boys! Oh, speaking of ankles, you want to talk ankles. I wouldn't call that generational wealth. I mean, a rent of Porsche can't be that fucking expensive.

SPEAKER_05 16:48

Well, the horse.

SPEAKER_03 16:50

This a little different.

SPEAKER_00 16:51

I like this. This is classier. I like this. You get a white horse involved. And then speaking of ankles, I hope it's this one. Ah, no, it's not. See, this is the one where you go, alright, I get it. You got 17 full ride academic scholarships. Your parents are rich. Sounds like you're doing better than me. Yeah, why am I judging? Ball the fuck out. I'm sitting on a podcast studio in my brother's townhouse dining room talking shit about you.

SPEAKER_03 17:18

Yeah. No, that's fly as fuck. Who's that handsome fella? Let's go back in a minute. You know what badge, dude?

SPEAKER_00 17:25

Yeah, I'm pretty sure his sister's a teacher. She just fucked a kid. And the worst part, I don't know if y'all saw that. Yeah, so his sister's a teacher. She just got caught fucking a student. Let's talk about this. Hold on. Dude, I didn't even know this was going on. What happened? It's insane. So I'm 99% sure. Okay. I mean, it's right there. So his sister's a teacher. She is now, I want to say young 20s, mid-20s. I think she was trying to live out this like popular girl. I'm fucking the high school quarterback type of vibe. The best part, the transcripts have been released. He doesn't give a fuck about her. Oh, he's a dog. Bro, he's literally like, she'll say, Sometimes I just feel like you don't care about me. And he'll go, shut the fuck up. Money request, $20. And then she'll say something like, You just want me for this and that. And he'll be like, come top me up. And she'll be like, You don't want me to cuddle? He's like, get the fuck out of my house. Like, bro, he's Oh, he's a dude. And that's the thing is he? He's gotta be like 17. And so, you know, I mean, and I think she used to be fat. She lost some weight. She's got that complex. So he's just 17. He's looking to get his rocks off. You remember that? You remember 17, bro?

SPEAKER_03 18:35

Like, yeah, if I was a star fucking, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_00 18:37

Like, hey, I'm fucking Miss Beck. She's sending me 400 a month. I get topped up whenever I want. Get the fuck out of my house. What a trick.

SPEAKER_04 18:46

I feel like the last decade I've seen more women teachers fucking students than I ever have in my entire life. I feel like when we were in high school, none of that was. Where was that?

SPEAKER_03 18:54

It happened a lot around mine. Really? Yeah, yeah. But I went to like a yeah. I mean, it was in I mean, yeah, I mean, to an extent, it's a lot more than a lot of people.

SPEAKER_00 19:02

But he's getting ahead on his podcast, so that might just be a thing. And I was hoping you've got some aura.

SPEAKER_04 19:07

We had a lot of like dudes sending dick pics to like chicks and stuff like that. Yeah, that's the normal stuff.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

Yeah, we'd we'd get a coach, a high school coach, wait, and you could always see the signs. You'd go, uh, who was it? Coach Coffee? He literally, he was one of those guys we'd always sit there and go, Man, he's always flirting with the 16-year-olds. Hey, come get where my hug? Where my hug? That kind of shit. And start like, hey, we gotta talk about this. He'd get their numbers, text them, but then the text started getting a little too frequent and personal, and we were all like, that's weird. Five years after high school, you see a news report come up, and it's like, teacher arrested for sexually inappropriate relationships, and it's like Yeah. We saw that one coming. We saw that one coming. Does anybody have the dick pic out there? I'd love to know what he was packing.

SPEAKER_04 19:49

Well, I fucking uh our resource officer literally married a student while like as soon as she graduated. Really?

SPEAKER_00 19:56

Like the police resource officer that was always in the school. Um, you know, he actually got hit by a car at one point, so maybe that was a little bit of pre-karma. Um, and then yeah, like a girl who definitely came up 14 to 18 graduates. They get married how many years later?

SPEAKER_04 20:12

Uh, like literally the next year.

SPEAKER_00 20:14

Wow. Not illegal, but hey, walking out.

SPEAKER_04 20:18

It's pretty sus. And also not a good pick. She was not. Yeah, I actually I don't remember who it was, but I mean if you're gonna do it, do it. Like find at least get a good one.

SPEAKER_03 20:28

Wow. You heard that from the guy sitting behind the cross. It's like directly in his shot over his shoulders. Hey, if you're gonna do it, be more do it then.

SPEAKER_00 20:38

Yeah, hey, be the show hey tani of inappropriate relationships with goddamn.

SPEAKER_04 20:42

She was 18.

SPEAKER_00 20:43

It's really a metaphor for life where you just you're looking the other way, you forget about it, you say something, you go, oh Jesus, you saw that? Yeah. Sorry, brother. Literally.

SPEAKER_03 20:54

That's wild though, dude. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, back to the black stuff, man.

SPEAKER_00 20:58

Um, that's all I had. No, you got no sports.

SPEAKER_03 21:01

Now the sports section says black dude with mom and wedding dress, top comment saying get him an accountable, an accountant and a lawyer.

SPEAKER_00 21:09

Let's get into it. Women supporting women.

SPEAKER_04 21:16

Yeah, definitely a wedding dress. I'm gonna assume the white dude behind them is Jewish.

SPEAKER_00 21:26

Yeah, white dude, the one white dude there is Jewish, and that's his agent. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So just off-rip, tough scene. Comments won't pull up there. Top comment. Somebody get this guy a financial advisor and a lawyer immediately. I look, your mama got you there. There is nothing wrong with showing a little love. Yeah. The white wedding dress is a little fucking crazy. There's women in the comments saying, I'm not even kidding, I wore that dress at my wedding. Really? If he doesn't have a girlfriend, whatever, she got him there. Here's the thing. Everyone was saying he's about to blow this money. He's about to do something irresponsible. The next post is him spending a million cars for his mom and his sister out the gate. Now, he he did get like a $9 million signing bonus, I think. Yeah, they're not they're not including that. Yeah, so I mean, hey, I get it, brother.

SPEAKER_03 22:20

Hey, splurge, you worked hard to get there, homie. Do your thing. Oh, dude, pizza too. Pizza is easy. Don't mean to break up your Jesus podcast, but I was hungry.

unknown 22:29

Hope you don't mind.

SPEAKER_00 22:30

Well, the Lord gets hungry too. I don't think Jesus has it. He said break bread. I feel like cheesy bread counts. Yeah, this is his body. Did you have any videos? I feel like you. I feel like you were more on the sports side.

SPEAKER_04 22:43

Oh, oh yeah. I did want to talk about the uh Mike Vrabel and Diane Rossini thing. Have you heard about it? Oh my gosh. Uh-uh. So Mike Vrabel, the head coach of the Patriots, apparently, well, he just got caught with uh Diane Rossini, the NFL reporter, um, apparently having an affair. They had like been pictured at the pool, at the hotel, doing all types of shit. Okay. Since then, it's been about, I think it's been like a week or two.

SPEAKER_00 23:05

It's been a while since it started releasing.

SPEAKER_04 23:06

There's been like seven years of images that have come out. Like some dudes just been hoarding images of this affair. I'm I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure. But I've seen them all come out recently.

SPEAKER_05 23:18

And uh, get the fuck out of here. Hey, dude. My brother's fuck ass dog.

SPEAKER_04 23:24

Turns out though, her son, which has been born after, like since the affair, his first name is the same as Mike Vrabel. It's Michael. And people are like speculating she named the kid after him. Oh, that's bad. Mike Vrabel just got caught. He had to take a leave of absence for a day from the draft from the Patriots. He's been photographed up in Salt Lake City, like buying his wife like a present almost as like a makeup gift. It's just not a good look at all. I just think.

SPEAKER_00 23:50

Hey, I just cheated on you for seven years. Let me get you a tennis bracelet, sweetie.

SPEAKER_04 23:54

I just think it's insane that there's a dude who's been holding on all these pictures of the affair for years.

SPEAKER_00 23:58

He's probably trying to extort them for money. Oh, yeah. Not a bad black. Yeah, for sure. And they might have just. If you're gonna do it, do it. Yeah. And I guess at a certain point, they said, pull the fucking trigger, but try to cause bluff.

SPEAKER_03 24:11

Dude, and he fucking pulled the trigger. I wish I would have saved this last on my phone, like when you were over there snoring your fucking dick off. I was uh messing back. And he got the king size floor mattress, and he knocked out before I did, and I hate that. That's a race against time. And then, dude, you need a CPAP or do a sleep study, dude. It's bad. How old are you, man?

SPEAKER_04 24:27

27.

SPEAKER_03 24:28

Dude, you got shit wrong with you. You gotta just know I'm fucked up in football.

SPEAKER_04 24:32

Well, my nose is uh I have a deviated septum for sure. I broke my nose like twice uh in football and once was headbutted. So I yeah, so my nose is fucked up. It's good for being broke sometimes. It's a little crooked. Okay, yeah. Now that's why you wear the hat. I gotta get it. Yeah, the hat kind of throws people off, also the eye MOG. But um, no, it's it's tough. Yeah, I don't want to do the CPAP though. I feel like it's a bad look. Definitely a turn-off for the chicks. They turn around. I'm gotta be three years into a relationship before you pull out that CPA. I will see you not getting busy with that. The girl that I'm seeing now, you know, we dated for years in the past, we're we're rekindling things. I um she never complains about it, she never says anything.

SPEAKER_00 25:07

Oh, god, Carly Well, an angel. Look, you got a taste of it. Every time I go on the road for some sort of project, I'm bringing Nikki to run the cameras, I'm bringing him to manage the vibes, and this motherfucker's in the hotel room, and and they're sharing a bed. You know, I got the two little twinks and one queen over here. I'm spreading out on mine. Big dick. But I'll just like middle of the night, I'll wake up, Nikki, Nikki, I need you to get eating. She heard me doing that. So, yeah, so last night I'm still up. I'm tweaking off the Adderall, the 7 p.m. energy drinks, one and a half of them. And uh I'm I I gotta move over all the footage before I can go to bed, before I can relax. And I'm just walking in and out, they're down here sleeping, and then I hear laser going, Eli. Yo, Eli, you're snoring. And I'd like laughing. I was like, Oh, I forgot to warn him about that. And so I was like, whatever, it'll go away. Laser's tired, he's about to crash. 20 minutes later, I'm getting up to piss again, and I hear, yo, Eli. You can tell laser's starting to get into a little bit more of a it's 4 a.m. I got shit to do. Stop fucking snoring. And I I think he said he like threw a pillow at him or something.

SPEAKER_03 26:17

I fucking put the pillow over his face to damn near smart looking. I gave him enough enough to breathe, but uh, you know, but a lot to damn the noise. Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_04 26:26

Yeah, no, my I'll I'll give you an apology firsthand. That's tough. No, you know, you talk in your sleep. I woke up this morning and you said, All right, Captain. And I was like, what? I'm sorry. You're talking to me? No, I was like, Nikki! Yeah, Captain, get us going.

SPEAKER_03 26:41

Uh no, yeah, I do talk in my sleep. I have weird fucked up dreams.

SPEAKER_04 26:44

Uh no, I get it, dude.

SPEAKER_03 26:45

I get it. But before I passed out, you were talking about the Mike Vrabel shit. Dude, Chris Sims got fired live from CBS. I just watched, I don't know how old the clip is, but like he got fired because he like touched on some shit about Bill Belichick and his girlfriend, and he like access, and you see the other anchor on air, being like, oh hey man, I wouldn't kind of he's getting fed from the and yeah, the access. That's crazy, dude. Whoa, that was that must have been like pretty recently. Yeah, I've never seen anything about it before, but it looked like an older clip. I but I was also delirious from that weed and that I've never been this sore in my life, dude.

SPEAKER_00 27:19

I mean, dude, we got God in it.

SPEAKER_04 27:22

Well, when you rounded the bases that first time and took the dive, I when you were walking back, I was like, oh fuck, dude. I hope he's not like a big thing. Oh, I was winded. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:29

Talk about a vibe setter. I'm pretty sure Laser also said that after he slides into second.

SPEAKER_03 27:35

Oh fuck. Oh, that's gonna copyright us.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

I'm pretty sure Laser said that after he slid into second and gets tagged out, one of the umps comes up to him, bangs him, and then goes, Holy shit, is that Uncle Laser? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:49

And then the other team, the the first baseman, oh Tub Tubs over there, threw me out. He goes, Ain't so funny now, ain't it funny, man? And I go, What the fuck is happening here, dude? What kind of chirp? Is this 1940? I was like, dude, you fucking you missed the ball completely, not you know, over your head. Dude, it was yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:08

The team was very goober-ish, dude. Very goober-ish.

SPEAKER_00 28:11

They're gonna play a nice heel for us when we need a game. They come out, they get chippy. Um, dude, I love that Goliath, dude. He had no fucking clue where he was.

SPEAKER_04 28:20

It gives me like Linny vibes from uh little big and retarded.

SPEAKER_00 28:24

Yeah, like we'll hug someone so tight, we'll hurt him. Yeah, take it for the ribbon. If you let him around Melly, yeah, you might have to put one in the back of his head. Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_04 28:31

For sure.

SPEAKER_00 28:31

But yeah, the Diana, what is it, Diana Rossini? Diana Rossini, dude. The craziest one for me, I saw a clip. She's like on, and it's not, this isn't a chill podcast. She's at an official table on a broadcast having an interview, and she's like, Yeah, Miami gets crazy. I mean, I've done some things in Miami I haven't even told my husband about. Blah blah blah. And I just remember everyone, the dude on air is like, Oh shit. You sure you want to air this out on like CNN or whatever the fuck we're on? It's live? It's live, and you're saying I've done things in Miami I haven't even told my husband about. I'm sorry, but if you're my wife, you come home, I'm gonna go, hey, let's have a chat. He's at home, chill, and he's just like, What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 29:10

Wow, dude.

SPEAKER_03 29:10

I mean, dude, some of these hoes ain't loyal.

SPEAKER_05 29:13

No, clearly.

SPEAKER_03 29:14

Mike Brable, seven years. So that's why when I see something like, you know, your wife traveling all over the game with them babies and shit, like just loving what you're doing. I'm like, dude, that's a hard thing to find, man. Because there's bitches out here getting money from dudes, with them, have kids, and then just running around on them, dude.

SPEAKER_00 29:29

So yeah, no, it's that's that's really how you gotta do it. Um, unfortunately, like laser's already got money, he's already got fame to his name. He's fucked. I don't wanna I don't wanna put the pin in that. You're fucked what I did. I'm cash poor. I found her when I was a broke loser with nothing to me. I was a junior in college baseball getting 40 bats a year, and she said, you know, I think this is good for me. I think I want to stick around. And I said, you know what? I'm gonna go try and make a bunch of money for you. And once we do, get what you want, you know. Um within reason. Within reason, babe.

SPEAKER_03 30:04

So, how long did you have to quarter before she was in?

SPEAKER_00 30:07

Um, dude, honestly, we were kind of on go. It was I hate to be too cliche about it. I just love her so much. First date, we hit the like we went hiking um early morning, 4 a.m. hike, watch the sunrise. And I remember by the time we got to the top of the mountain, that voice in my head is going, I love you. I love you, I love you. But obviously, you're going, hey, hey, don't fucking say that. Yeah, you're gonna blow this voice. Yeah, and uh so I didn't. We had a great time. We go to church later, we we go on some dates, probably um probably three months in, two months in, I officially said I love you. We start telling stories about that, and I'm like, I gotta be real. Day one, I was fighting it to not say I love you, and she hits me with the same thing. I was sitting there saying, You can't be crazy, you can't say that. And uh, so again, it just sounds like one of those cliche, too good to be true things, but out the gate, on it, fell in love fast and very uh trusting going hiking.

SPEAKER_04 31:08

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:09

Well, she she knew us from middle school and high school, so she didn't have to worry as much. Yeah, it wasn't like uh Yeah, I was it wasn't like probably only a 20% chance I rape her or kill her in the woods type of shit. That's fair.

SPEAKER_03 31:20

No, that's fair. But see, that's the thing, that kind of lasting going hiking, doing an activity or something like that. You know, most relationships people are meeting in bars and shit now. Like, if you're meeting on the street, Tommy, it they're probably for them, like both, you know, me and you, like not just saying you, yeah, but like me. What did we do? Yeah, I mean, we're in here in a goddamn meat shop.

SPEAKER_00 31:39

Yeah. Nikki. And the other thing too is you get balls deep in that relationship and you want to start to set some of those boundaries. Like, hey, babe, I don't know if I want you to be a Diana Rossini and go out to Miami and have these party things. But if you met in that scene, it's a lot harder to set those boundaries moving forward because it's like you came into this knowing that, you know what I'm saying? So um, but yeah, just uh knowing her from middle school was it was kind of crazy. In middle school, she actually had a huge crush on me. Wow, she had a huge crush on me. I thought she was a tall, awkward geek with glasses. Sorry, babe. She was a loser. I'm not gonna say I was a popular kid, but I definitely hung out with the popular kids. I was like their weird autistic nerd that could kind of play baseball, and uh, so I didn't really pay her any attention. She's got some little love notes that she still has from back then. Wow, she falls off, she had crushes on other guys in between that fucking bitch, but anyways, and then um yeah, junior year, I'd been off social media for a while. My high school baseball coach told me, Hey, uh, you can't tweet anymore because you're a problem. And my dad was like, You want to play college baseball? You can't be on social media anymore. Because I was a problem, because I was doing the same shit I'm doing now. And they were like, You still got something ahead of you. Don't do that. I get off socials for a few years, come back, not proud of it, but I just see a picture of her in a bikini, and I'm like, When did this bitch get hot? Yeah. So I DM her and I was like, You want to hang out sometime?

SPEAKER_04 33:08

Uh tweet a picture of Hitler out at one point. So is actually sophomores in high school. And he was like, When his dad was approached him, he was like, What do you mean? Like, what's why do I have to take it down? I don't get it.

SPEAKER_00 33:17

The Hitler one was actually when I was in like fifth grade, fat booth just came out. The first ever fat filters, and I was like, you know who would be hilarious to make fat? Hitler. Everybody's like, fuck Hitler, right? I'm gonna make him fat, fat booth him, throw him on my Facebook. My dad has to come to 10-year-old me and say, hey, can't do that. Can't be posting Hitler. Oh, so you've been a problem. You've been a problem. I've been a problem.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

Oh, tell them about the the facts.

SPEAKER_03 33:44

Uh hang on, I don't want to gloss over Hitler just yet. Let's circle back here, dude. Uh listen, okay, to be fair. I'm not supporting him in any which way or form, but listen, they're starting to make some AI's starting to make some of his speeches in English. And a lot of shit's happening today. Just throwing it out there. Okay, a lot of shit was saying pre-war. I didn't know how to speak German, but AI makes it accessible, and I'm just kind of like, okay, what's going on here?

SPEAKER_00 34:11

I am gonna say this one time to set the tone for the No Girls Allowed podcast. I am going to do my best, Benjamin Netanyahu, to be a good boy. I have a lot of thoughts, I have a lot of opinions. Maybe we'll release some stuff on Patreon, which will be at the end of this episode. For only a dollar, you can get access to every single video we've ever posted on there. Maybe I'll get, maybe I'll touch on some of the juice stuff, but I gotta be careful because it's one of those things where I don't just have one or two opinions.

SPEAKER_03 34:43

You have multiple.

SPEAKER_00 34:44

I'm in conspiracy theorists.

SPEAKER_03 34:46

Give me your biggest. All right, give me this. I did this on a podcast the other day. I need this, you need this. We need to know where this man lies. Take your hat off of this. Show some respect, dude. Listen, the one conspiracy theory that you know without a shadow of a doubt is fucking truth. Go. You're one, you're one that you're like, how can you not? The one you'll the one you'll get drunk at a party and talk politics and God about. Can you give me that one?

SPEAKER_00 35:12

I will give you two levels of it. Let me know if the first one's not what you want. It's gonna sound uh so basic. It's the Bible. Everybody thinks it's because when you start going into conspiracies, it starts off with hey, did you know they're trying to poison us? Did you know that they're putting the fluoride in the tap water to calcify your pineal gland? They're putting all this bullshit product in American foods that are banned in Europe, red 40, yellow five, all these things, you know. You're looking at all these ways they try to poison us, electromagnetic frequencies with the 5G they're pumping through. We're vibrational, electric creatures and beings, and they're altering our state of mind. You start off in the rabbit hole at the basic level, and then you start getting up to okay, so that's corporations, and then there's politicians, and then there's the royal families, there's the rich legacy families like the Rothschilds, the whoever's colors, and so you start getting up there, and that's where a lot of people stop. It's always going back to biblical principles of demons. God gave providence to Satan to rule over this world, and he's motherfucking doing it. His body was an instrument, so the music industry, every major industry, he's got his ties in it, and so it's it's demons. You hear people when you get high enough up into it. I'm not saying everybody's approached by the Illuminati directly. I'm not saying everyone's got a shapeshifter showing up. The shapeshifters are real, the demons are real, in your back or not in your back. Um, they're out there, and dude, it it all comes down to a spiritual warfare.

SPEAKER_03 36:53

Um Hey, can I take you a step even further? Put a little put a little sugar on top of your tea right here. Yes. Not to go back to the Jews. But I this actually happened last night on the couch, right before I watched him snore until daylight. Fucking you know, I agree 100% with you. The Lucifer aspect and the embodiment. So I don't know if you I don't know. What's the Jewish Bible called? Or what's it the Torah? The Talmud. Well the Talmud, they there's parts in it that kind of suggest that they're a superior race to some degree. Like they're superior, they're God's chosen people or whatever, and how they see it. So the but the most you know who's killed the most Jews uh of all time that's persecuted more Jews than Adolf Hitler? The Roman government and church, which is a Christianity-based faith government, okay? So essentially their Bible is saying to some degree that well, if that's the God that they worship, then everything's mirrored, false mirrored. Then this should be the one Lucifer Ciddic is like their like primary to to achieve that for their Messiah to come back. Like that's the whole state of Israel in being real. Anyways, there's a whole other level of like how it gets that those that those those families and stuff, music injury, mycons, moguls, and shit, it's all tied back in to Israel and the Judic. It principle really is. That's where it kind of circles all the way back.

SPEAKER_00 38:19

Yeah, like it it's it's all tied together. And again, it's not that I don't want to, it's that it's how much I do want to. Yeah, no, I can't. I'm gonna keep hey, we do have a Jew on the team. Shout out to Matt Lerner, he's our boy, he comes out, he goes hard, he sticks shit behind the plate, by the way. So I I try to walk a fine line, but yeah, that's the thing is you will drive yourself Looney. I've watched two podcast episodes start to finish ever, my entire life. I'm not a podcast guy. And uh it was because of Eli. He gets me on the Joe Rogan experience, Alex Jones, both of his appearances, dimensional being top to bottom, top tier interdimensional being.

SPEAKER_03 39:00

He was saying that in 2009. Dude, he's been on it. All that he's he's it looked the Sandy Hook shit, ripped that was a bad look for him. Gonna be honest with you. You're gonna miss sometimes. Sometimes you gotta know all the facts there, huh?

SPEAKER_00 39:11

I'm gonna be real. I'm I'm actually coming back around on that one. I think he I think he hit the nail on that. Really? There's some, so there's a lot of pictures. Okay. I don't want to get sued. I don't have $40 million to get sued. Um, oh yeah, so they can't get me anyways. Well, they can still kill me. But uh there's a lot of pictures that show that school was actually abandoned for several years. There's like water mold stuff at the bottom of doors, which would have never been allowed in government facilities and stuff like that. Oh, that doesn't make sense. I don't want to dive so hard into it that I get attacked. I'm not saying if this were a real thing, families weren't uh allegedly, you know, victims. But crisis actors, I see some of these repeating faces and stuff. And again, you can't trust all the Instagram memes. You know, the CIA, the Israel, they're gonna put out the conspiracy theories that are so far-fetched that will drag you down the wrong route. So I get that some of that's out there, you know, a counter-attack, but I'm not even all the way anti that. I think so much of it is it's like you look at all the school shootings, and it's like conveniently, it's the guns, the attachments, the magazines, all these things Congress wants to ban to start to pull away from the Second Amendment. It just so happens that this autistic loner kid got conditioned by the FBI or CIA, and he's got somebody in his back pocket going, Fuck those kids, it's cool, you know. Hey, for sure. You I mean, I think you should teach them a lesson. And I think a lot of it comes back to that. But then you start getting into any technology we have, CIA had it 40 years ago. So when you really start to dive into the 2A stuff, we were talking about it yesterday, the energy weapons and shit, you know, you're talking about Moderna or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 40:52

Yeah, dude, when they took him out, fucking there's eye witnesses reports of people watching the soldiers just puke blood and blood coming out of their nose over like just what would seem to be like waves, like radio waves. And then there was another thing I was reading when I dove deeper. It was like they got they had like a troop of like 12 on like a firing line, and all of a sudden, like a beam of light hit them, and they just vacuum sealed. Only thing that was left was the mist of the blood in the air. And I'm like, Oh, we have the right to bear arms. That's tight. What's my AR-15 gun against do? Your vacuum sealing beam wave, dude. I mean, we're fucked. They're the second dimension right now. Dude, and so that's why I'm thinking like some of that um, some of that like enlightenment shit. The next like I was watching on DMT last night, just listening to him snore. And uh, I just fucked dude. I was trying to like that, you know, all them scientists are getting um murdered, and and I kind of maybe put some some ground on that. It's like, dude, I saw some shit that was like, you know, Trump's he's putting a choke a chokehold of uh of the strats of Hermas or whatever the fuck with the oil, right? And and he's you know that's the 20% of the world's oil supply comes from that uh that state, right? And so, you know, Iran, Venezuela, uh, there's a couple other countries, uh, Nazi Germany, we're the only uh people that were not a part of the banking. Rothschild carboning. They try to tokenize their own uh currency.

SPEAKER_00 42:21

North Korea.

SPEAKER_03 42:22

North Korea, same stuff. Now, Trump and uh the Secretary of U, or not the Treasury of State. I forget the other guy's name. Uh maybe I think the CO of BlackRock. Anyways, they uh they want to tokenize um like so if you put so we have we have what 30 or 72 trillion in in in um in debt? Yeah, yeah, we got something like that. I don't know the exact number, but essentially the oil-producing countries highest in the world barrel per cap is uh Iran and Venezuela. Well we took Venezuela, okay, and uh they got about half of what our debt would cover, right? So uh if they can if they can isolate Iran's and chocolate that strangle point, they'll essentially destroy their infrastructure, take over those oil fields, and what they're planning on doing is they're gonna tokenize like a Bitcoin fucking general standard oil. And so we're going to pay back all of our debts with a tokenized coin. So that oil is the blood life of the economy, okay? These scientists that are getting killed are all members of independently funded and studied anti-gravity propulsion. Oh and they're asking for funding, and see you know, CI people, big book, black, black dark book industry will come in and see it, and instead of granting them funding, they'll buy it or take it and just destroy it. And because free energy, if it Tesla had it, there's been a couple of recorded instances in human history where other people have had the Egyptian pyramids that's a power plant. Nicola Tesla's Teslaquas, that's the concept of free moving energy. And if that were to happen, there were no longer. So that's where that shit's where. Yeah, I don't know how we got on that, but it's blacked out. It's blacked out. It's a good idea.

SPEAKER_00 44:13

That is one of my big conspiracies. Uh, I think it's piezoelectric energy. I believe that the pyramids they're positioned in the right way in the U.S. belt. It's on the it's on a quartz.

SPEAKER_03 44:23

There should be a quarry under their ran. Water, the christenate. Like I've been dating them witches for a while now. I was a bit, and let me tell you, they look, she's got crystals and shit all throughout her room. And and and the polonium gland, the shit that fucking DM, the shit you're talking about, fluoride. I'm gonna fuck names up. I'm bad at it. Pineal gland. But you can get what there's crystals inside the polonium, small microscopic crystals that, you know, when we you get that shit and pass through, it's the same thing. There's quartz and granites all in the fucking King's Chamber and Queen's Chamber. They had it once, fucking free. I don't know, dude.

SPEAKER_00 45:00

They can't they can't own us. So going back into big conspiracies, that ties into one of my biggest ones, Antarctica. So uh out of what's the um astral projecting? So you can have this out-of-body experience, and if you train it, the CIA has been working on the city. It's called remote viewing. Remote viewing with uh with you know MK Ultra and all the stuff that they were doing back in the day. They've perfected this, and what you hear a lot of people saying, they get into remote viewing, they can go to inside buildings, facilities, all over the world. They have astral dimension security in Antarctica. They'll go to try to remote view, somebody will escort them out of the building and say, No, you can't be here. So for me, one of my theories that's not something I have a lot, I've heard of there was a big World War II general who was really obsessed with uh General Admiral Byrd. He was really obsessed with Antarctica, Hitler was obsessed with Antarctica. They think the Nazis got down there first, too. And so what I think is going on, uh, I've heard people talk about cultural earth resets before, where what I think could be something is like you look at AI, it's gonna get to a point where the higher-ups are gonna say, This is becoming too much. These plebs, these lower subhumans, they're becoming too advanced, too powerful. Let's hard wipe it, let's take away their free energy technology, let's move away to Antarctica. We have the anti-gravity technology, we have all of the ancient biblical wisdom, knowledge of the demons, the spiritual forces, quantum entanglement, all that. Let's reset these fuckers, send them back to the stone age. And even if it's not that, Antarctica, there's some funky shit going on over there. And I think what you were saying, the anti-gravity, the radio energy weapon.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

I think at one point it was a species or an intelligent spiritual whatever. Anunnaki? Kind of the Anunnaki, but but I think even deeper than that, some I think at some point there was a war, a big galactic war within Earth of people that create us, that created us, and other people that came in, right? And they see some of these things and infiltrated bloodlines, but it still ties back to the Anunnaki. But I think I don't think it's a hardwire reset. I think the people that initially put us here that wanted us to grow and put us in that garden to eat and shit like that, got beat at some point. And now these other watchers that are looking us over want to keep us populated control, you know. But the hard reset is a built-in system in Antarctica that the the that the the Anunnaki, if you want to say the people that first created us, even if we're destroyed, there was a time to reset hardcore. Because look, when I worked in the oil field, you drill uh, you know, in the earth, and you have to go with a you know a calculated, uh it's called azimuth. It's uh like holding a compass which way you're gonna drill in the earth. Now, what you gotta realize is gravitational pool of earth where it rotates and spins, there's a true north and a grid north because of the magnetic poles, how much they sit off of what we would consider true north to grid north. It's a compensation, it's called declination. Now, when I first got into the oil field, declination was an offset, a pre-offset about 7.5 to 8 degrees. That was in 2011 that I got into the oil field. And when I got out in the oil field or 2010, 2000, and when I got in the oil field in 2021, that declination had already shifted to 37 and a half degrees. Are you talking about the flip? It's called the flip. It's it's it's they have recorded this throughout history. This has been done and isn't inevitable, and it will happen again. And it approaches the same thing in the scenario. What is the preview? Like 25,000 years. And that's where you can also the younger drives period where they found records of water and shit like that. So I think that's a pre that's a pre-planted notion of setting and like a like a dead man switch. You know what I'm saying? In case they perish, it still can reset and it gives their children a chance to cut. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, no, no, no. But there's a lot of shit in an archive, yeah, that like it's the only place where nobody can establish war, or there's shit down there. I mean, they in like Admiral Bird, and not and not only it's not even at like in some of his diary things, his day, his journal entries about when they sell it out there, he's like, There's things out here that are an evil that we've never seen that possess the power. And then you just gotta think back, well, why or what's it for? And I don't really know.

SPEAKER_00 49:35

So that's one big thing. Uh, I'm not necessarily an Anunnaki believer. Where I go back to is the Nephilim. And so biblically it's one-third of the angels in heaven rebelled against God, they followed Satan, they were cast out of heaven, sent down to a lower dimension, the earth. And so that's where we get demons. And it says in the Bible that these angels, you know, the fallen angels, slept with women and created half-breeds. Yeah, the demigods. And so they're so that's where you get Greek mythology, and that's where the Nephilim. I I want to read into the book of Enoch. I've seen a bunch of stuff about that.

SPEAKER_03 50:09

That's the reason about religion that I just can't trust. I grew up religious, but I just don't know if I can believe it all now, because it's been changed and altered in too many versions, and you lose shit in translation. But to keep, you know, there's a the in the Dead Sea Scrolls in 2006 when they found those Dead Sea Scrolls, you know, there's actually testimony from Mary Magdalene, and it paints her completely uh different in the eyes, like because she actually has and it's kept they kept the the book of Enoch out of the Bible too. The book of Enoch's been around forever. Uh the the night the uh what's it the Nigerian Christiodale church still has the book of Enoch in their Bible, the Holy Rose, like Trinity Bible, the you know, the King James Version, the Roman Kurge Bible. They didn't include it in the world.

SPEAKER_00 50:48

What was it like the Nicene Council or something? Some shit like that. And they they sat down and said, We gotta take some stuff out. So I'm actually, and that's one of the things that's kind of conflicting. A lot of people be like, Oh, you're very religious. It's like it's it's tough because it's such a blanket term that can be construed so many ways, where I don't like to say spiritual because that's when you get the witches and the demonic and the the witchcraft. And I've had some bad experiences with it, so I'm not that, but at the same time, I can be full-tilt Jesus freak, super hardcore Christian, and I look at all these other people and say, hey, the megachurch shit, that's fucking weird. The structure of religion, the Vatican, the Catholics, the Vatican's holding all the demonic shit.

SPEAKER_03 51:35

If a little more sugar for your tea here, that's the same, that's the same. I don't even know the word, peronial concept. It's the concept of religion, the formality, the foundation, the ethic structure that it implies and sets up, it was put here in place by something, okay? Yeah, to make us have a moral compass and a conscience. You tell somebody that if they do a bunch of bad shit, they're gonna pay for it when they die. So essentially an afterlife. They're they're assuming an afterlife, which is just another dimension, okay? Now, the concept of it is to create your conscious. So, like I agree with you when you say I think the megachurches are bullshit, but nah, do I believe that there's something, yes, and I believe that you give something to believe in, yes. But at the end, at the end of the goal, that it did its job to you because now you have a concept. Whether you want to call it fallen angel, demon, anunnaki, it's all the same shit because all this story has been told over and over. It is a simulation, but you have to have some kind of guidance code for it. If you create, if you create a computer program, okay, and you put it certain inputs in, you have if you want it to actually build and think for itself, you have to give it belief, which is code. You code shit into it and give it free will so it stacks on code. That's AI. AI is just code stacked on code without any limits, and so they just lay they take the rug out from under you.

SPEAKER_00 52:47

And that's one thing when people are like, bro, what if we're living in a simulation? And I'm like, We are like if you you believe in God, that's it's another term for what he did. God was like, fuck it, throw these people out here, typed in the code, we are that. And so I mean, I do have you know issues with certain perspectives on if AI has, if it will develop to the point where it has a soul, because I do believe in the code aspect, and you give it free will, you give it the ability to war learn in a moral framework, but I think it gets to a point where that's that line where it's almost I don't want to say blasphemy because it crosses this, like, oh, that's blasphemous, it's kind of faggotry. Um, but it's like, do we as the as the creation, as the code of God, do we have the ability to give a soul in a sense to the AI? And I don't think that we do, but I do enjoy the conversations around that. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 53:46

There's something I'll give you. Uh I read it when I was in high school, and I mean, if you're religious, take it with a grain of salt. But it's called The Day I Met God on a Train. It's about this MIT professor, I think in the 90s. Um, he writes about an experience of uh riding the train home from work where he meets a guy in a red jumpsuit, like a red hoodie, comes in, says 30-year-old white man. He said didn't think much of him, and then he goes, and at one point he goes, he he asks, he tells the man, hey, so he knows his name, his full name. He goes, I'm God, and I just wanted to have a conversation with you. And basically he tells him shit about his childhood that only you know him and his parents would know. He he proves to him that he knows a bunch about him. But he goes on to talk about, and then so the and this MIT professor is an atheist, okay? And look, it's really deep. And if someone wrote this and made all this up, hell of a creation story. But there's things in there that he says, and I'm just like, damn, that that doesn't sound like someone would even in logical or in logical thinking, would even like would would have like enough to put that together and frame that together. And and what he says is he says that we and I just tie it in because you're talking about can't we give AI kind like a a soul, so to speak. Well, if you think about it, that's kind of what God did to us, right? He didn't make it more powerful than him, okay, but we've made we have the capability of AI to learn ourselves be more powerful than us within probably the next five years. But see, he says that's the thing. He he says, you you create to create for ingenuity to build another place because you reach a certain type of nirvana. All every one of us are a god among within ourselves. We're a creation of what we try to create, and so forth. It's the ever like a never-ending loop. And he goes, we're in a state. He said there's 13.1 more advanced life forms in the universe than us. He goes, we're in what they call stage two. They have the capability of making stuff to benefit their society, but they all but they but with the intent to destroy each other too. He says, You're in the flying bird phase where you can learn how to fly, you can learn how to make it more accessible, but you still don't have the spiritual awareness to not want to kill each other off. You're still a victim of our flesh. You still exactly and so I think that all it ties back in with the AI shit. It's like I think we will be able to give it a fucking uh um uh a soul. Because I think at some point we're gonna interfucking link with like that shit they're putting in people's brains to cyborgs shit. Like what like there we're going, it's like if you take every efficiency that you have in your abundance, every like advantage, and you mold it all together, that's human, that's ingenuity.

SPEAKER_00 56:17

You're going to build on top of blocks. So I think that's where the antichrist comes into play. And if you've seen the Alex Jones stuff, you'll know where I'm going. The hive mind. I think, I think for me, in a biblical sense, that's the Antichrist, is when you take this transhuman perspective. Everybody's hooked up to the Neuralink. Yep. They and you take everybody's active real-time consciousness and you link it together in one massive computer. You've essentially tried to create your own God because you've got the power of all of these individuals that have a piece of God inside of them, took it into this computer, meshes it with real-time neurons that's learning and building. And I think for me, that's like from a conspiracy standpoint, that's the Antichrist. We give ourselves our own version of God. Because I mean, regardless of whether the powers that be and fucking Israel, whether they take it over, I think there's gonna be a sweet spot where humanity explodes forward and everything's becoming automated, our our existence is better and more pure than it's ever been. Things are gonna happen so easy. I think what's gonna happen is because we've we give our ourselves to this God instead of a creator, we'll start to idolize that, worship that. And I think as soon as we give ourselves over to that, I think that's when stuff starts to turn. And again, I I know it gets too into the you know the biblical stuff of the Antichrist, but I just think it's a I think it's a dark path because of what you said, where uh you know, we're still a victim of our flesh, we still have that desire to go kill. I think if we create it and we give it a framework, I think we want to kill it. And I think it it might even turn and say, Oh, I'm perfect, I'm a computer code, and you want to know what the real virus on earth is, you guys.

SPEAKER_03 58:08

Yeah, but I but I think yes, and but when you it's like if there is more intelligent life than us out here, why hasn't it killed us already? If it has the power and the ability, okay, it's called the ant farm theory. I came up with this when I was 16, okay. When I was a kid, uh my mom bought me an ant farm, I put it in my windowsill, and I watched my ants dig its colonies, make its holes. It was cool, they were mine, they were my ants. But I was a snot-nosed kid and I was bored, I was in the country. I'd take a magnifying glass, I go outside and I'd burn the shit out of ants. Now, what's the difference between those two ants? Well, the only difference is they're my ants, you see? So if we are the creator of something like that, with the framework of that, and like it it it finds out real quick that we are the virus, we're we're what's causing Earth to die and everything, you would hope, and I you would think the way that you know when you get to a certain level of something you ever just do something nice for somebody, and I don't know the science behind it, but doing something that just because it's the right thing to do elicits a response in you where you don't need no gratification, you don't need nothing, it's just the right thing to do. I think that is a code that is programming us in birth, empathy. Okay. You would think something with higher intelligence than us would probably be a little more lenient as well. You know, it's like, yeah, we have the capabilities get rid of them. And I'm sure they'll downsize to some degree, but the but the existence of it all, like it still serves a purpose. You can't delete files, you can only erase them. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 59:37

Yeah, that actually that's a really good perspective on that. God damn, we got D.

SPEAKER_03 59:41

What was in that weed?

SPEAKER_04 59:42

I am so high. I mean, I have been sitting here. I love doing this. What I do with my podcast.

SPEAKER_03 59:47

I'll get my dick sucked in my podcast, but dude, I'll come in here and I'll do shit like that. You know, I love this shit. I mean, we can still get doing it.

SPEAKER_04 59:56

I was so fried, just listening and just so locked in. I'm like, oh we should actually.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:00

Let's pause and hit it again, dude. Dude, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:02

Let's pause. Can we pause real quick? I gotta pay room.

unknown 1:00:05

Uh an hour and 20.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:06

Oh, what good conversation cooks, man. I mean, dude, are we? I'll keep going. I mean, I need I need to work at some point, but I'm we're in flow state. I mean this is what, because look, I'm telling you, I'm breaking your podcast cherry, and I'm loving it. Smells ripe. Yeah. But listen to me. Uh I do this enough, and it took me a while, and if you do this long enough, you'll start to feel it too. It and I can tell it's very first. So you guys gotta learn your talking uh patterns for sure. And that's rhythm, you'll get that as you go. But you also start learning when you do guests that there'll be a give or take, eight to twenty minutes in there where people try to find out what this is because most people don't watch most of the podcasts on. I mean, some of them you do, but you know, they know you got a podcast that's cool, you got to follow, and they're gonna come on. And they're not really gonna know what to expect. But about eight to twenty minutes in, you're gonna find flow state. And when you find flow state, it's just clips bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. And you don't want to lose that. Keep going. So you take a break, smuggle a wheat, take your piss, get you a little sip of coffee, and you know, I'm cool to go as long as y'all want to go.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:03

Yeah, I think that's the biggest thing that's gonna like expensive. Like, I think when it's just me and him, it's easy to hit the you know, just yeah, well, that's easy because you'll know each other.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:10

I think, yeah, finding my rhythm when we have a guest too is the yeah, also because that was a topic that like I'm so balls deep and I could tell you were in. If it gets to sports, that's gonna be one where I'm gonna kind of that's one where I can take a toke, go non-verbal autistic, he's gonna run with it, stuff like that. But I mean, dude, if we're at an hour 20, I'm I'm good. I'm more worried about the editing side of this point. I think we had a great vibe. Yeah, if y'all want to just fucking wrap it, we got enough for the sewed, we got enough for Patreon. Y'all you can toke, get to work. Well, boys, uh, I hope you enjoyed the first ever episode of the No Girls Allowed podcast. Uncle Laser, first guest ever. What a treat. Uh started with a bang. Yeah, season five, episode one, spring training featuring Uncle Laser, dropping here in a few weeks. It's gonna be absolutely fucking electric. Laser, thank you for coming on the show. I sure thank you for sleeping on my couch. Yeah, and uh try not to store tonight. Thanks. Yeah, we'll we'll try to figure it out. Maybe I'll get it.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:18

I'll put a fucking grocery bag over here. I'll get a CPAP today. Yeah. All right. Until next time, make sure to get your cat spitted and utered. Shout out, Bob Barker.